You’re having a normal conversation when suddenly:

Person: Sorry, you’re not my type.

Me: You’re not my type either, I don’t know where you got the idea that I liked you.

You’re having a normal conversation when suddenly:

Person: You’re not my type.

Me: I’m sorry your self esteem and standards are so low.

Reasons I am currently annoyed rn:

human:

when someone says they dont like me

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thisisablogabouttheblackkeys:

The Black Keys’ TURN BLUE debuts at #1 on Billboard

According to Billboard's estimates Turn Blue beat zombie Michael Jackson

‘“Turn Blue” sold 164,000 copies in the week ending May 18, according to Nielsen SoundScan, while “Xscape” sold 157,000.’

TE3GAN IS LOVELY - PASS IT ON

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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belleenfemme:

A collaboration and confidence with the wonderful artist Miss Classy Kittenn. See her page here http://classykittenn.tumblr.com

mnms94:

i don’t want to be sad anymore
i don’t want to be alone anymore
i don’t want to be me anymore

Miguel, you’re beautiful<3
You are a part of Majestic
You are the yin to my yang… Or the other way around, depending.

Pls don’t be sad. I lubchu<3

But she is on my mind

CASTIELPETROVA